In one of the small cities of Massachusetts, the colored
population held a meeting to discuss the propriety of celebrating the anniversary
of the West India emancipation. At one
of these meetings a conservative gentleman was exceedingly surprised to see some
of the “fair sex rising and taking part in the discussion.” After two or three of the sisters had “freed
dar mines” on matters under debate he spring up in a greatly excited state and
addressed the audience.
Feller citizens. Ef I’d
spose at de ladies would be permitted to take part in dis yere discussion – (sensation)
– ef I’d none dat de ladies cud jine in dis yere debate – (all eyes turned on
the speaker) – ef I’d belebe for one moment, feller citizens, at de female sect
would dare rase thar voices in dis yere meeting, I’d Feller citizens –
“Wot – wot would you’ve did ef you’d a none it?” shouted two
or three of the sisters and the white of their eyes flashed on the speaker.
I – (scratching his wool) – I’d a brung my wife along wid
me.
Here the discomfited orator dropped into his seat completely
exhausted.
– Published in The Burlington Weekly Hawk-Eye,
Burlington, Iowa, Saturday, February 1, 1862, p. 3
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